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My Poor Vagina : Women Are Describing Childbirth In Three Words And It s Fascinating

How would you describe your birth in three words? Absolutely bloody terrifying? The most wonderful experience? Can t remember it?Women have been trying to find three simple words that perfectly capture the moment their child was born and the results are a mix of painful, soppy and hilarious.Mush, an app for new mums in the UK, asked its audience what words they d use and shared their findings with HuffPost UK. We ve picked some of the best.[Read More: I sat down to watch Die Hard 2 50 minutes later I had my baby]Piece of pissFacing wrong wayPain, fear, loveWhat a shamblesMy poor vaginaNever, ever againFast, hot, ripTotal cluster fuckAbsolutely fucking brilliantOuch, ouch, yayBest experience everIt bloody hurtBlink, missed itPush that pooWords can t describeNo more childrenWorse than nightmareHave experienced worseJust in timeNeeded new vagQuick 12 minutesAway with fairiesOh holy shit.How would you describe yours? Comment below or email in your experiences to And if you d like to share your birth story in our weekly Birth Diaries series, drop us an email!Related... I Suffered A Placental Abruption That Meant I Nearly Lost My Baby Birth Diaries: From The Moment I Got My 12-Week Test Results, I Spent My Pregnancy In Fear I Gave Birth So Quickly I Missed My Own Leaving Do

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