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My Poor Vagina : Women Are Describing Childbirth In Three Words And It s Fascinating

How would you describe your birth in three words? Absolutely bloody terrifying? The most wonderful experience? Can t remember it?Women have been trying to find three simple words that perfectly capture the moment their child was born and the results are a mix of painful, soppy and hilarious.Mush, an app for new mums in the UK, asked its audience what words they d use and shared their findings with HuffPost UK. We ve picked some of the best.[Read More: I sat down to watch Die Hard 2 50 minutes later I had my baby]Piece of pissFacing wrong wayPain, fear, loveWhat a shamblesMy poor vaginaNever, ever againFast, hot, ripTotal cluster fuckAbsolutely fucking brilliantOuch, ouch, yayBest experience everIt bloody hurtBlink, missed itPush that pooWords can t describeNo more childrenWorse than nightmareHave experienced worseJust in timeNeeded new vagQuick 12 minutesAway with fairiesOh holy shit.How would you describe yours? Comment below or email in your experiences to ukparents@huffpost.com. And if you d like to share your birth story in our weekly Birth Diaries series, drop us an email!Related... I Suffered A Placental Abruption That Meant I Nearly Lost My Baby Birth Diaries: From The Moment I Got My 12-Week Test Results, I Spent My Pregnancy In Fear I Gave Birth So Quickly I Missed My Own Leaving Do

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